Friday’s Letters

Enjoy my Friday’s Letters.

Dear S, Oh my goodness, what a crazy fool you are outside riding or driving anything that has wheels.  We have been outside almost every day playing and you will drive your truck or racecar until the batteries die and all backup batteries are dead.  I cannot believe how fast you ride your little bike just so you can leave skid marks on the driveway and then scream “Nice burnout.”  We gave in and put your training wheels back on your two-wheeler but you like it even more now because it wobbles which makes it more dangerous for you.

Dear B, Just a little reminder, we only have just over 6 weeks before the big day.  You gotta get the furniture done or the baby is going to be living out of her crib.  It is possible, but how much of a pain is that going to be.  I know add it to your list, but this item has a deadline where most other items on the lists do not have a definite deadline.

Dear New Baby, Seriously, the painful jabbing and hiding under my ribs can stop any day now.  I would think you are getting to big to be able to stick your head under my ribs, but somehow you move my insides out of the way and cram your way in.  Not only is this really uncomfortable and painful, but is totally unnecessary.

Dear Target, I did not come visit you this week and I am okay with that.  I’m not sure I am going to visit you again until the Easter clearance begins.

Dear Weather, Keep up the good work.  I am loving this weather and won’t complain if you continue to get warmer.

Dear abcmouse.com, So far so good.  S has been working diligently on his “school work” trying to get as many tickets as possible.  I gotta say he has to do a lot of work to get through a letter.  We are currently only on F, but I feel like he has to do at least 20 lessons for each letter before he can go to the next.  I was apprehensive about having to pay for you, but so far you are worth the money.