Silly Saturday

Silly Saturday is dedicated to my pets. Since my son, S, was born three years ago my pets were my babies. Now they have taken a back burner in life. I will discuss all of the funny, gross, weird, etc. things that have happened in the last week with the pets. Right now I only have three pets, 2 dogs, PJ and Derby and one fat cat, Neezer.

Neezer-I am not sure where you have been hiding most days, but if I can’t find you I can’t give you your insulin shots.  If you insist on hiding from me all day, please don’t seek me out at four in the morning to give you your shot.  By the time I realize that it is you crying and not Sawyer you have woken me up to the point where it takes me over an hour to fall back asleep.  Just come around like you normally do so I can give you shots a regular times and not the middle of the night.

PJ-Did you really try to lick up the remnants of the sugar that was spilled on the floor last night when S and I were making Sweet Potato Pie?  I would never have guessed that you would sniff out the little grains of sugar and lick them off the ground.  I thought I had it all cleaned up. I guess you showed me that I didn’t do as good of a job as I thought.  Next time I will make sure to do a better job.  Thanks for keeping the ants away.

Derby-If you insist on eating PJs food and not your own please don’t make a mess of your own food.  If you drop some of PJs food in your bowl to save for later, there is no need to take every piece of your food out of your bowl just to get the few pieces of PJs food that you hid in the bowl.  Really I don’t like to see and step on the dog food scattered all over the floor.

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Disclaimer: I have never claimed to be any great writer. So any mistakes that are made are my fault. Sometimes I mix up names B, S, and P, but I think you can figure out who I am talking about. If you find any grammatical errors just fix it in your mind so it sounds right.