Silly Saturday

Silly Saturday is dedicated to my pets. Since my son, S was born four years ago my pets were my babies. Now they have taken a back burner in life. I will discuss all of the funny, gross, weird, etc. things that have happened in the last week with the pets. Right now I only have three pets, 2 dogs, PJ and Derby and one fat cat, Neezer.

Neezer-Do not even start thinking of bringing me gifts from outside.  I heard you a few nights ago when I kept the windows open all night and you were definitely on the prowl.  If you decide to kill anything or just play with it, please keep it outside.  I hate to find your treasured gifts when I wake up in the morning or worse trip over them in the middle of the night. YUCK!

Derby-Please tell me what is so good about the fish food flakes.  You go into S’s bedroom every day and scrounge for any flakes that may have fallen on the ground.  It is disgusting and I cannot imagine you can even taste them when you lick them up.  They have to dissolve the minute they hit your tongue.

PJ-You have been doing great with the barking.  Simply saying “No Bark” makes you stop barking.  I know we have put the collar on you a few times this week, but that was only because you wouldn’t stop barking at S driving his cars.  When you had the collar on, we didn’t have to hear you barking but got to see the puddles of drool all over the sides of the cars. Gross!

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Molly Fish-I cannot believe that you had babies.  We got just a few fish for S and had no intention of them ever having babies.  I cannot believe that two of them actually survived.  Now please tell me that one of you were already pregnant when we got you and we do not have male and female Mollies and are going to continue to get babies for as long as you guys live.

(I’ll get pictures of the baby fish when they are a little bigger, right now you can barely see them they are as small as pebbles.)

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Disclaimer: I have never claimed to be any great writer. So any mistakes that are made are my fault. Sometimes I mix up names B, S, and P, but I think you can figure out who I am talking about. If you find any grammatical errors just fix it in your mind so it sounds right.