Silly Saturday

Silly Saturday is going to be dedicated to my pets. Since my son, S, was born three years ago my pets were my babies. Now they have taken a back burner in life. I will discuss all of the funny, gross, weird, etc. things that have happened in the last week with the pets. Right now I only have three pets, 2 dogs, PJ and Derby and one fat cat, Neezer.

Derby-Did you really have to bring in a special treat in the middle of the night?  OMG, I about died when you woke me up growling.  I know you guys have been known to bring in some strange things (cicadas, shrews, voles, butterfly moths and more only half dead or completely dead).  In the dark, with only it being half lit, and me not being able to focus because I was still half asleep I thought you brought in a baby toad.  Since, I freaked out and B was at work, I just covered it up.  When B got home a few hours later he woke me up and told me it was only a stink bug.  Sorry I locked all of you out until B got home because I had no idea what you guys were bringing in and since all three of you were outside I didn’t want anyone bringing in animals.  Next time, just sleep all night like normal and we will be good.

PJ-Do you really have to roll out in the grass/dead grass/dirt every day and bring it inside?  I hate to find you covered in debris and not be able to get it off you or find it all over my bed because you snuck in the house and onto my bed.  You know you are not allowed on my bed and you definitely know not to roll around in that stuff and then come inside.  Why can’t you just lie outside and bask in the sun sleeping?

Neezer-Sorry S keeps giving you a shower when you are in the tub.  Just know if S comes running and is naked he is getting ready for a shower and you may want to jump out of the tub.  Don’t worry soon enough it will be warm enough for you to play in the pool outside at your leisure.

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Disclaimer: I have never claimed to be any great writer. So any mistakes that are made are my fault. Sometimes I mix up names B, S, and P, but I think you can figure out who I am talking about. If you find any grammatical errors just fix it in your mind so it sounds right.
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